Dear Santa Define Naughty T-Shirt
🎅 The Perfect Blend of Naughty & Nice for Your Holiday Wardrobe
Ready to make Santa's list a little more interesting this year? Our "Dear Santa, Define 'Naughty'" Christmas t-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who likes their holiday spirit with a side of sass. Featuring a playful vintage-inspired design with Santa's curious expression, this funny Christmas tee lets you celebrate the season with personality and humor.
Whether you're attending ugly sweater parties, holiday gatherings, or just spreading cheer with a wink, this soft, comfortable Christmas shirt delivers premium quality and laugh-out-loud style that'll have everyone asking where you got it.
✨ Why You'll Love This Christmas Tee
- Hilariously Relatable Design: The "Dear Santa, Define 'Naughty'" quote with vintage Santa graphic perfectly captures that cheeky holiday mood we all feel
- Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz), this Gildan Softstyle® 64000 feels like a cloud against your skin—perfect for all-day wear
- Modern Unisex Fit: Classic crew neck with a flattering cut that looks great on everyone, no matter your style or body type
- Built to Last: Reinforced shoulders with twill tape, no side seams for durability, and a ribbed-knit collar that won't curl or lose shape
- Multiple Color Options: Choose from Natural, Sport Grey, White, or Light Blue to match your holiday vibe
- Ethically Made: Crafted with US-grown cotton through the US Cotton Trust Protocol—sustainable, ethical, and Oeko-Tex certified for safety
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags! Pearlized label removes easily for maximum comfort
- Perfect Gift Idea: Ideal for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or anyone who appreciates funny Christmas apparel
🎄 Premium Quality You Can Feel
The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 isn't your average holiday tee. This is the shirt you'll reach for year after year because it actually feels amazing. The lightweight 4.5 oz fabric strikes the perfect balance—substantial enough to look polished, but breathable enough to wear comfortably indoors during those warm holiday parties.
Fabric Details:
• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 35% cotton, 65% polyester blend
• Sport Grey/Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
🎁 Perfect For Every Holiday Occasion
Wear it to: Ugly Christmas sweater parties • Holiday office parties • Family gatherings • Christmas Eve celebrations • Cookie decorating parties • Tree lighting ceremonies • Casual holiday shopping trips • Virtual holiday calls • Christmas morning gift opening
Ideal for: Christmas enthusiasts • Sarcastic humor lovers • Anyone who's been "naughty" this year • Secret Santa gifts • Stocking stuffers • Holiday party hosts • Teachers • Coworkers • Friends with a sense of humor
📏 Size & Fit Information
This unisex tee features a classic fit that's relaxed but not baggy. The modern cut flatters all body types while maintaining that comfortable, lived-in feel. Check our size chart for exact measurements, but when in doubt, order your usual size for a true-to-size fit.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach.
✅ Your Satisfaction Is Our Priority
We're committed to delivering premium quality Christmas apparel that exceeds your expectations. Every shirt is carefully inspected before shipping to ensure you receive a product you'll love wearing all season long.
Fast Shipping: Get your holiday tee in time for all your festive celebrations
Easy Returns: Not completely satisfied? We've got you covered
Quality Guarantee: Ethically made, sustainably sourced, built to last
🛒 Add Some Sass to Your Holiday Season
Don't settle for boring holiday wear. This funny Christmas t-shirt lets you celebrate the season your way—with humor, style, and unbeatable comfort. Perfect for making memories, taking festive photos, and showing off your playful side.
Limited holiday inventory—order now to guarantee delivery before Christmas! Available in multiple colors to match your personal style. Add to cart and let Santa know you're redefining "naughty" this year. 🎅✨